EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
There were 3 good arguments that
Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother .
2. He liked
Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there
were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into
His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with
His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3
equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut
His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He
started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with
nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the
Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments the
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always
telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the
most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.
He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept
trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get
it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
work to do.
AMEN